ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process 'OF'. Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Brilliant Definitions
Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions
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